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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Good Job, Mr. Naj!

Malaysians have gone through the whole facade of Anwar trying to form a new government; some with high hopes and some skeptical about it. Sigh... now the whole wide world are laughing out loud at how messed up our beloved country is. First got reformasi, then government fucked up here and there, some minister deciding to star in a porn video and then police poking at the good ol' "Police and Thief" game with the public with ISA.

How come we din see any running around and hiding eh? *tag, u're caught!*

Now, we get to see more drama concocted by the two big pussies of our nation - Naj and Bada (however u wanna interpret these names la) also wanting to join in the fun and decided they should try playing masak-masak, by exchanging their portfolios. Naj's Defense and Bada's Finance. Bada thinks by controling the military, he'd be safe from harm and danger. So, after the misuse of ISA on innocent people, what are we gonna expect soon? Armor tanks trying to run over some new form of rally? CHINDRAF, perhaps? Alaaaa... give that muthafucka some credit, maybe he's just trying to boost up the quality of our current National Service, which is equivalent to sending ice up to the North Pole.

Okay, i wanna sidetrack abit... let's talk about the National Service. What the fuck is it for in the first place? Compared to National Services in other countries (which incidentally are smaller than ours) - Taiwan, Korea and even tiny Singapore; their standards in National Servicing are so much higher than ours!! I doubt the Singaporeans or Taiwanese are having some gotong-royong session, experiencing flying-fox, visting some old-folks' home or some orphanage, and even reciting the rukun negara... or, or even trying a hand at an assault rifle, something like that le. The Malaysian government thinks by having randomly... yes, RANDOMLY choosing youths to join the National Service, would promote and instill racial harmony and unity among each other. Maybe that Ahmad fella should join too?? He's such an angry boy... my, my!

Wasting of funds, wasting of time and not to forget wasting of lives!! And some poor girl is forced to go for National Service right after the death of her brother, who incidentally just finished his stint. I really do support the choice and right of her parents not letting her join, despite being a "national duty". If our leaders are not even doing anything useful, for fuck's sake, why even force the younger generation to pick up what's left of the mistakes of those old farts?! Do they actually think having NS is

*Do you know what is NS? NS is actually a donkey, it can also be called a jerk; if you add a hole to it, you'll have AN ASSHOLE!

Back to the story of Bada and Naj. Many would think Bada is just making use of being in charge of the military for "self-defense", or maybe it's true that he just wants to play with the fighter jets, tanks and once a while shoot some babis running astray in KL (better still Penang).

On the other hand, whatever Naj was doing, in ended up with our fuel prices going down. Yes, people! Fuel prices has gone down!! LET'S CELEBRATE!!! BECAUSE... FUEL PRICES HAVE GONE DOWN...

...RM0.10!!

Great... just great! What's next? They're gonna send another dumbfuck up to space to eat roti canai and then when he comes back he's gonna gain Datukship?

I love my country.... it's so beautiful! Peaceful, rich in heritage and culture... in fact, too rich in terms of politics and dumbfucks in our country.

Malaysia Boleh!


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