I'm (SO NOT) Lovin' It!

As i'm often at home, and i get hungry very, very frequently, McD's Delivery has always been an outlet for getting food. Unless i'm really hyped to go out to buy food, i'd just shuffle to the phone and dial 1300-13-1300 to order McD's. How convenient!

HOWEVER...

There're a few kinks to this whole "We'll deliver it to you, Day or Night" phrase by McD's is just rubbish! Out of 10 times i called the delivery hotline, i'd get rejection for 3-4 times, quoting them: "Sorry sir, we're currently having some slight problems. Can you wait for another hour?"

WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm hungry and i want my Spicy Chicken McDeluxe... NOW!! In the end i had to slog my lazy ass and went for KFC instead, since Kepong has one which has a drive-thru service! Woo hoo!!

Here's one more which pisses me off the more. "Sorry sir, but is it raining over at your area?" So what if it's raining?! Wasn't the ad all about delivering food to your doorstep, NO MATTER WHAT?!?!

Fine, have some reasoning out of this. It's raining, wouldn't want that fucker to ride his bike, having to go through rain hitting onto his helmet. Wouldn't wanna risk losing my ordered food his life due to an accident, would i?

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One fine night, i decided to drive out to get something to eat from McD's. Went to the drive-thru, ordered what i wanted - 1 medium set McChicken, 1 Spicy chicken McDeluxe and 9 pieces of McNuggets, and one chocolate sundae. Paid at the counter, got my food and drove home. While watching a movie on my laptop, i enjoyed the food i had in front of me. I got home, put the sundae into the freezer, and attacked the spicy one first, while devouring the fries and nuggets at the same time. Finally i'm done with those.

As i reached out for my last burger - the McChicken sandwich (i'm still wondering why they call it a sandwich), i felt the box being lighter than usual. I was already suspecting. Praying hard it wasn't what i thought it was i opened the box and lifted the buns to check.

I guess no one was manning the pray-for-a-miracle-to-happen hotline, cz as i saw my burger and almost threw a fit!

WHAT THE FUCK?! WHERE'S THE MEAT?!?!?!

I was pissed off.

I drove back to the McD's i went earlier with the box of McChicken, went to the counter, opened the box and just push it up to the first person who said "Hello sir, may i help you?"

She looked stunned at my behavior. She looked at the box, opened it and... How i wish i could take a pic of her expression at that time. LOL. Straightaway she turned around and this was what exactly she said "Alaaaahhh, apa korang buat ni?!?! McChicken tak de burger, sayur je?!" I can see people at the kitchen area panicking, as though Najib's gonna cut their pay or something to boost their NEP plans, and prepared another fresh McChicken for me.

To sum things up, i went there with one fucked up burger, and went home happily (still slightly pissed) with TWO burgers. Muahahhaa!!

My mum often emphasizes that McDonald's have and keep their standards in serving food, dat's why she enjoys going there for the Fillet'O'Fish burger.

Hmm... Well, mum. Apparently not...