Yoga? Haram?!

This is never ending, ain't it?

The National Fartwa Council claiming that yoga is 'haram', and Muslims are banned from practising it. LoL. Couldn't these people get any funnier? The chairman of the council, Datuk Dr. (yeah, and you think people with enough education would know how to differentiate between what's right and what's not?) Abdul Shukor Husin said that yoga would ultimately lead to worshipping and chanting, which is against Islam, and even quoted saying that Malaysia is not the only country doing this shit, but also Singapore and Egypt. Such a lame cover line, don't you think?

So, who said if you have a PhD means you're effing smart? Look at Shukor, smart ain't he? He's having Permanent head Damage right now!

So, if something as harmless as yoga could deviate Muslims, just because it has elements of Hinduism; so basically these brainless, make-no-sense, bunch of people should be banning everything. For example, taiqi and qigong has elements of Buddhism and Taoism; so Muslims aren't supposed to watch any Chinese movies which has those in it? Imagine banning shows by Jet Li, Jackie Chan and even our very own Datuk Michelle Yeoh, because their movies incoporate kung-fu moves! Muslims better not watch or they would turn too Chinese. Maybe the Fartwas would take a look into this?


-____-lll


Another example. Malaysia should ban everything, ranging from technology, food to even cultures. Fartwa should make noise about having foreign cars in our country! Japanese cars just because they invaded our country once; BMW, it's a German car anyhow. We wouldn't wanna be associated to the Nazis, would we? And even everything those stupid fuckers are using. Think of telecommunications. You actually think they're relying on Telekom? And where does Telekom's technology comes from? If not Japanese, would be Western. Wouldn't want them to be too Westernized, yo!

Omg. These people have to wake up and embrace reality! Everything we do doesn't mean it's gonna messed up your effing faith. These people seriously have nothing else better to do but to bring up miserable issues such as YOGA BEING A BAD INFLUENCE TO MUSLIMS. So should we go burn down Shukor's house cz his name is Muslim? Well, Osama bin Laden's Muslim, ain't he? No offense to Muslims, but people like Shukor just have to be more realistic if he wants to argue on something so puny. He's giving Muslims a really bad name here. There are so, so many more important issues in Malaysia, yet we don't see them going into it and solving the problem? Corruption? Oh well, he's the chairman, remember? He'd be getting the biggest slice of the "cake" wert. This is such a common fact.

Muslims now are not stupid at all. It's a religion where followers should be strong in their own faiths and not up to really stupid parties to decide what's best for them and Islam. Having an issue like this is like going after a fly with a bazooka. Maybe they could borrow one from "Bada"? Or perhaps a few?

Shukor actually studied the matter, including the history and purpose of yoga, and the council actually decided it's inappropriate for Muslims as it could (note the word, could?) affect one's faith. FUCKING BULL COCK CRAP. Yes, yoga used to be a form of worship, but think about it. Who does it now? It's now known as a form of exercise, for crying out loud!! Unless people from the council are suggesting we should take up "rempit-ing" as their version of exercise? Or perhaps taking up four wives, so that the men could "exercise" more, especially at night.

I've lost count on how many stupid issues are Malaysian councils coming up with. First, they kill dogs for no reason, then they supported "rempitism", and now banning yoga over something this stupid. Let's just say if other "religions" are as dumb as these people, we could be having World War 3, due to the global issues now (think TERRORISM).

Kudos to the Fartwas! Even the council's name sounds unhealthy.

Perhaps they're gonna start suggesting on demolishing temples and churches again (since it's deviant to whatever they're practising now), huh?

Let's list out what else these Fartwas or some other council shits would try coming up with:

1. Banning anime? Since it's Japanese and could lead to pornography, huh?
2. Banning having too much promotion on our airlines (MAS & AirAsia)? Perhaps someone would wanna try crashing a plane into KLCC?
3. Banning Cyber Cafes? Since teenagers are hanging out too often playing stupid games like Dota, and maybe it would be harmful as some would skip going for prayers just to go get MONSTER KILLS!
4. Sending more "astronauts" to eat roti canai, roti jala and roti telur in space?
5. Legalizing "rempitism" and make it a Malaysian attraction?
6. Banning the tv show "Top Gear", because one of its host, Jeremy Clarkson smashed up a Perodua Kelisa? That is so un-Malaysia Boleh, can? LoL. -____-lll
7. Proposing more Bollywood stars for Datukship? That would be so cool! Then we would have our own Malaysian-version of dancing from tree to tree scenes!
8. Promoting more shuffling!! Omg... shuffling is soo sooooo soooooooooo cool!!!! Try heading to Bukit Bintang and check it out (in front of Maybank, that compound).


Aiii.... Let's wait and see what else pops up! Not from Fatwa, of course. They've already created one issue. Other would follow suit soon. Now Comedy Court would definitely have more materials! Thanks to FARTWA!!

I bet Shukor practices silat! That would be awesome!!

WAKE UP, MALAYSIA!!! You've too many pieces of shit residing. Let's stop the cloning process, shall we?? Hahahahahhaa... (inside joke).

I seriously pity my Malay friends. So fucking mah fan for them to have so many rules to follow and to abide to, just even based on their faiths. Can't they just be left alone to their own beliefs?

Tsk tsk tsk...