...yet it makes sense, and it's fuckin' FUNNY!!! Hahahaha...
I got this off from Friendster's bulletin board. I was laughing my head off when i finished reading it. Here's the whole "story" of a Chinese, Indian and Malay.
An Indian, a Chinese and a Malay met in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all of them died before they arrived.
Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the Indian, he opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present, asked him what happened.
"Well," said the Indian, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Chinese and the Malay and I were standing at the gate of heaven. An Angel approached us and said that we were too young to die, and that for a donation of $50, we could return to earth. So, of course I pulled out a $50 from my wallet and the next thing I knew I was back here."
"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors. "But what happened to the other two?"
"Last I saw them" replied the Indian, "the Chinese was bargaining over the price and the Malay was waiting for the government to pay for his."
Hahahaha...!!! So fuckin' funny and makes a whole lot of sense!!! Hahahahahahahaa.... i can't stop laughing while typing this....ahahahahahahaa....!!!
The witty Capt. Jack Sparrow is back!!! And even Chow Yun Fatt is in the movie too!! Arrghhh... i can't wait!! And my beloved Keira Knightly too... awww...
Here's the trailer of the awesome final movie of the swashbuckling trilogy...
I was telling Jenn i didn't know wat to blog about, until i came across a video clip in YouTube.
And the host of the television car review show, Top Gear - Jeremy Clarkson, was very, very right. Pay attention to what he said about the car he's about to destroy. Joy! Hahaha...
Malaysian car manufacturers produce cars, just for profit... and i totally agree on that point.
One more clip... on the dumbest looking car Proton can ever produce...
Now this is what i call... a disgrace to our country. Sigh... No wonder people opt for foreign cars more.
And for me, i'm a die-hard HONDA fan!! Muahahaha...
It's been quite some time i've been using mum's old Nokia 2100, almost half a year! My thumb is hurting as the phone's keypad has jammed! And mum had to use her much older phone, some old junky Motorola phone. I felt so bad...
But now, we don't have to fret anymore!!
Mum was bored and decided to get a new phone, and at the same time, get one for me as well... She met a few salespeople at Carrefour (the newly open one at Kepong) and found out that they have the phones for lower price! She told me about it and i got excited... so we trotted along and got ourselves new phones...
Mum got herself a Sony Ericsson K618i.
While i got myself... * ** *** **** ***** ****** ******* *drumroll* ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** *
...the Sony Ericsson K800i!!
A camera phone with 3.2 megapixels, auto-flash, 3G functions, the basic functions such as radio, games and other more applications... it's a damn cool phone overall. I love it so much alrd!!
Even the packaging looks cool...
Enough crap... click here for more information on the Sony Ericsson K800i. Now i've joined Sin Yeh and Boon Chin as they were the only ones with this phone and i've joined the "club"!! Haha... but that's not my point. I need a camera to play with, i need a phone and this phone is 2-in-1, so worth it le...
I just love the feel of holding it in my hands!
A million gazillion THANKS to mum who got me this phone. Love ya lots!! THANKS!! MUAKS!!!
And beauty once had a face. Life once had a meaning, And once I felt so safe.
Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh. Happiness once was alive, And once I had you as my other half.
Once I shared your love, Once I was by your side, Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died.
Your care so great, Your love so vast, All I ever wanted, Was for it to last.
Fate maybe had another plan, Or maybe you had another love, But it all fell apart, The hand too big for the glove.
Our happiness, joy and other memories. Everything we had has died away. Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, Without your love and light to guide my way.
I still love you very much, Baby... I'll miss you...
I promised to love you... and i will always keep that promise.
Manda was like my first love. She cared and loved me like no one did before. I'm so thankful i had the chance to be with her, even if we didn't last long. She's made the greatest impact in my pathetic life; changing me inside out for the better. She was there for me all the time when everyone gave on up me. She is my pillar of strength and support. She is the sunshine which brightened up my cloudy days. She made me smile no matter the time, place and moment. She's patient with me when i've been the worst jackass alive. She's the love song in my life. She's the inspiration i'd need to start off a new day. She's all the reasons i'm still alive. She's the angel who worried and looked out for me when i get into trouble. She showed me the way out when everything's dark ahead. She was the most amazing person i've ever met and been with. She's the greatest love i've ever had. She's everything to me... No one can ever replace her in my heart.
Nothing in this world is perfect and permanent; and things didn't work out. But i'm not all at lost. Thanks to her i've gained a whole new perspective in life. Love has a new meaning to me because of her. Although my life has been left with a very, very hurt and scarred heart, and a very big hole of loneliness where not even family and friends can ever refill. But i'll make it through, somehow.
And just for her, i'll be a better person... for her, for myself and for people around me.
This is a promise i'll keep and fulfill until the day i die.
But... It's time for me to set her free and let her go... it's time for me to move on for good...
I'm just an ordinary fella rambling about anything and everything interesting happening around me. I have my own personal thoughts, opinions and ideas. Some may be controversial, some may just be updates on my daily tracks in life. No one can judge me; only i can judge myself! So bug off if you're one of those sensitive sissies... Savvy? ;)
